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Lookit me! I have nothing to write! So I'm gonna post poems or lyrics to make myself look like I have some sort of appreciation or talent in music/art! Oh yeah I'm so hawt... lawwwwl...

Hey! How about, I use big ass words that were never in my vocabulary in the first place, and I will try to fit them into almost every sentence I can!? That would be like totally cool wouldn't it? Omgomgomg eventhough I don't really know what the word means or its origins, I'm gonna use it anyway, that will make me look so smart! Yeah!

I know! I should mass link to every other site/blog I can to make it look like I am well associated with many people! Yeah! Just like back in friendster and all other online community services! I mean... I don't even know more than half of those people, but I just put them anyways. I guess I can call them friends because I said 'hi' to them before! I am soooo popular gawd....

My friends should come and post dumb ascii art and emotes to show that they have been to my site and have absolutely no brain power to post something coherent and meaningful! Just like me! WoOoOOOoOo I am bad ass... CoS I cAN tYpe Lyk dis... I m all dAtz... I aM sO lYk beTteR tHaN U bUt I gOnNA aCt smth lYk I so mAtuRe liddat d...