Attention Whores

Get a kick of leaving your mark in as many places as you can?
Feel the need to divert attention from other people so that they will focus on you? If there was something worth focusing their attention on, I am sure they would have done so in the first place, but if you have to go to the extend to really try hard, you really fail at life. Especially those that try so hard to fit in with a group. I wonder what happens to those people when they are suddenly left alone, abandoned. On second thought maybe I should not, I am probably giving them too much attention already. The only attention I would like to give them is when misfortune falls on them. I will be laughing, telling other people about it and laughing more, because I know there _is_ a God, and He let it happen.